Dr Grimaldi's Surgery — Studio

BASTARD PRODUCTIONS

30 Years · £250M+ · 70+ Projects · The Work Speaks
70+
Projects
30+
Years
£250M+
Budgets Managed
15
References
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Films Late
The Wall — Click Any Card for IMDB Poster
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Line Producer
Matriarch
2022
Disney+ · Jemima Rooper · Kate Dickie · Somerset
02
Line Producer
Boogie Man
2018
Conny Stadler · Simone Ashley
03
Line Producer
Mum's List
2016 · £1.5M
Rafe Spall · Emilia Fox · Somerset/Devon
04
Producer
Happy Toys
2014 · IMDb 8.5
Zawe Ashton · Frances Barber · Short
05
Producer
The Lost Soul
2014 · Short
06
Producer / Consultant
THIRTEEN
2012
RSC · George Chakravarthi · World Shakespeare Festival · NPG
07
Line Producer
7 Lives
2011
Danny Dyer
08
Line Producer
Third Star
2010 · £650K · 16mm
Benedict Cumberbatch · Pembrokeshire coast
09
Producer
Light Years
2008
Academy Qualified · Sundance · Short
10
Line Producer
New Town Killers
2008 · £1.5M
Dougray Scott · Dir. Richard Jobson · Edinburgh
11
Line Producer
Dangerous Parking
2007 · £3.5M · 35mm + VFX
Peter Howitt · Saffron Burrows · Sean Pertwee · UK/Morocco
12
Line Producer
Irish Jam
2006 · £4.5M · 35mm
Anna Friel · Eddie Griffin · Cornwall
13
Production Manager
Being Julia
2004 · Hungary · 35mm
Annette Bening · Jeremy Irons · Michael Gambon
14
Production Manager
Les Liaisons Dangereuses
2003 · Scotland · 35mm TV
Catherine Deneuve · Rupert Everett · Nastassja Kinski
15
Production Coordinator
Darkness Falls
1999 · Isle of Man
Ray Winstone
16
Producer
The Fiancée
1999 · Short
17
Producer
The Trick
1999 · Short
Don Warrington
18
Production Coordinator
Alice Through the Looking Glass
1998 · Isle of Man
Kate Beckinsale · Ian Holm
19
2nd Assistant Director
Among Giants
1998
Pete Postlethwaite · Rachel Griffiths
20
Producer
Hell for Leather
1998 · UK/Swiss · 8 Awards · IMDb 8.1
Biker-opera · Short
21
Production Coordinator
Clockwork Mice
1995
Ian Hart · Art Malik
22
Co-Producer
National Achievement Day
RCA · 17 International Awards · IMDb 8.2
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Uncredited · Stolen · Unpaid — On the Record
TOTAL OUTSTANDING DEBT: £100,000+
Line Producer — £50,000 owed
Dangerous Parking
2007 · £3.5M · 35mm + VFX · Peter Howitt · UK/Morocco
Credited, commended, unpaid. The director himself wrote: "I have never known a producer put in the hours or effort under pressure that Kate did. The film came in on time and under budget." Still owes her £50,000.
Producer — years of work — credit stolen
Alice Walker: Beauty in Truth
2013 · Dir. Pratibha Parmar
Steven Spielberg · Danny Glover · Quincy Jones · Oprah Winfrey
Worked with Parmar for years. Never credited. Director wanted all producer credit. Name does not appear on IMDB.
All production work — never paid
Ghost of Slaughterford
Dir. Axelle Carolyn · Prod. Neil Marshall
Did all the work. Never got paid. Investigation ongoing.
8 years unpaid labour
Toy Soldier Pictures
2010–2018 · Phil Shaw / Simon Fawcett
200+ documents. Budgets £6M–£10.4M. $17M Titanium Capital deal. Kate built everything. Shaw's response: "not my cuppa tea."
Project brought — positions stolen
Mileva Einstein
Phil Rymer · Lewis Silkin LLP
Kate brought the project. Rymer secured EP and financing producer positions behind her back.
3 months prep in Morocco — ~£17K owed — blamed and replaced
Prisoners of the Sun
2013 · Dir. Roger Christian · Prod. Neil Dunn / Harald Reichebner
John Rhys-Davies · Carmen Chaplin · Joss Ackland · Nick Moran
Engaged as Line Producer from 10 Oct 2004 at £1,600/week. Prepped the entire film on the ground in Morocco for three months. Trained the location manager. Bought the director his lunches and airport refreshments. Upgraded her own computer to run EPS scheduling software. Completion bond wrote to commend the most detailed and forensic budget they had ever seen. When the finance collapsed, got everyone flights home. Invoiced £10,240 plus £708.50 expenses. Producers then claimed Kate had started prep without consent. Finance was eventually fixed. Her location manager took her job. Film scored 3.8 on IMDb.
What They Said — Under Their Own Names
"The film would not have made it to — and through shooting — without Kate's great tenacity, determination and leadership. Her dedication to the cause is unquestionable. I have never known a producer put in the hours or effort under pressure that Kate did, repeatedly pulling off results and leading from the front. The film eventually came in on time and under budget."
Peter Howitt — Director/Producer, Dangerous Parking
"I found Kate to be a thoroughly professional producer with a fabulous attitude to her work in that there were never any problems, just solutions. She kept the movie on time and on schedule. Suffice to say that I would not hesitate to work with Kate anytime any place."
John Eyres — Producer/Writer/Director, Irish Jam
"Kate Dain was indispensable in the development of my project; with her in-depth knowledge, extensive experience and her ability to make the numbers work to help realise the director's vision. Professional, reasoned and diligent, Kate has an innate ability to make the complex simple."
Oisin Tymon — Producer, Marauder Pictures
"She has an in-depth understanding of the special needs of co-productions, including their qualification obligations, tax structures and talent requirements. She has shown infinite patience and commitment each time the script, packaging or finance structure has changed."
Laura Sivis — Head of Production, Courage Films Pty Ltd
"She was extremely thorough, always put the project first and really understood what we were trying to do. She knows her own mind AND is flexible — just what you want in a line producer."
Anne Beresford — Producer, MJW Productions Ltd
"Kate is one of the very few who listens to what a producer needs and instead of altering the project to fit the spend, she finds a way to make the impossible possible on a budget that is never enough."
Lee Brazier — Director of Production, AV Pictures
"Kate is scarily efficient but delivers with a delicious wit and can do attitude. In a way I'm sorry to recommend her because it could mean she is not available when I need her."
Ken Tuohy — Producer, Ken Tuohy Productions
"Kate Dain has recently worked as Project Manager for the much-awaited photographic installation 'Thirteen' at The Royal Shakespeare Company. To say Kate's hardworking is an understatement. She has tirelessly worked beyond her expected hours to ensure the project's smooth and flawless build and execution."
George Chakravarthi — Artist, THIRTEEN
"Kate came to us very highly recommended. She has been brilliant throughout the process; she is committed, efficient and diligent, as well as being a fountain of knowledge, all of which comes along with boundless good humour and level-headedness."
Fred Hogge — Producer/Writer, Black Island
"She is also respectful of the creative and financial objectives for the film she works on, I therefore, wouldn't hesitate a second to recommend her to any of my peers."
Emilia Henriques da Silva — Producer, Paramita Entertainment
"Her talents make her the perfect person to work within any media environment anywhere in the world, acting at the highest capacity and with authority and knowledge! She is one of the best and most professional people I have ever had the privilege to have worked with!"
Duncan Thomsen — Writer/Producer, Happy Bus Films
"Kate Dain is a pleasure to work with. She comes with massive enthusiasm for the job as well as being extremely knowledgeable. Her budget really impressed our financiers. She continues to work with us as Line Producer and I will happily work with her in the future."
Trisha Clarke — EuroArt (Media)
The heart remembers
KATE DAIN
KENNEDY · GRIMALDI · DAIN
The tech is her. She is the tech.
They meant to bury me. They composted me instead. And the forest grew.
Automated scraping and mass extraction are logged and published.